Pre-Seed Round · $5M Valuation Cap
THE CHEAT
CODE FOR
CANDY.
14g of protein. Under 2g of sugar. Colors from fruits, veggies & superfoods. Candy that isn't supposed to exist — but does. A GLiTCH in the system.
The people who passed on these rounds still think about it
We're raising at a $5M cap. That number only goes up from here.
Round closes June 6, 2026. This is the last time this company will be this cheap to invest in.
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Accredited investors only · SAFE at $5M valuation cap · No discount · Administered by Sydecar
Hear It From Cam
THE 90-SECOND VERSION
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Why GLiTCH
A GLITCH IS
AN UNFAIR
ADVANTAGE.
We named it GLiTCH because the whole product is a contradiction. Candy isn't supposed to have 14 grams of protein. It isn't supposed to have less sugar than a banana. It isn't supposed to use colors from fruits and superfoods. Every rule of the candy category says this product can't exist — and yet here it is.
In gaming, a glitch is when you find a cheat code — something that gives you an unfair advantage the game designers didn't intend. That's exactly what this is. You get the taste, the experience, the nostalgia — and you're also hitting your protein. The system wasn't built for this. We built it anyway.
A GLiTCH in the system. That's the brand. That's the story. And that's why it wins.
Same formulator and food scientist as Grüns. Same manufacturing facility. Same blueprint — different category. The playbook is proven. The brand is ours.
Three Demos. One Brand.
KIDS WANT IT.
PARENTS
APPROVE IT.
The tween market is massive and underserved. GLiTCH is the first high-protein candy that kids actually want and parents actually feel good about.
The Deal
CLEAN TERMS.
NO GAMES.
Questions? Text Cam directly · This is a private offering for accredited investors